February 2012
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thefrenemy:
I’ve already done my laundry today and it is folded and put away!
Of course I have no responsibilities right now, we can just get drunk all day on this Wednesday.
I love handing over my rent check, it feels somewhat like flying
Why yes, ‘dancing to *NSync in my underwear’ is on my resume? So…
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SHERLOCK: What's wrong?
WATSON: I just met a friend of yours.
SHERLOCK (puzzled): A friend?
WATSON: An enemy.
SHERLOCK: Oh. (Nonchalant.) Which one?
WATSON: Your archenemy, according to him. Do people have archenemies?
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
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